As much as I hate Kim Kardashian, every once in a while she puts on the right pair of spanx and gets all that fat ass contoured lookin’ proper because I know fat girls and they don’t really look like this no matter how many types of tape, straps and bullshit they use, so as much as I like to make fun of Kim Kardashian’s eating disorder and laziness, as long as she brings it out like this, I’m not complaining, but I still think she’s a waste of fucking time, but then again, so am I, maybe we’re soulmates, but I guess we’ll never know cuz I’m not black and no matter how hard I try my dick won’t penetrate past ass cheek.

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