Sophie Monk apparently has a stalker, I call bullshit, because everyone knows that she has herpes, and people with herpes never get stalked, they kinda get drunkenly fucked when people don’t really realize how much of a pain in the ass herpes actually is, because they are drunk, until waking up to pimples on their dick a few weeks later, wondering why they did what the did for only a few minutes of pleasure, unless I guess her stalker has herpes too, which is also possible, cuz I hear stalkers aren’t always the most hygienic or careful people when it comes to sexuality…..Not that I know for a fact that she has herpes, I just like to believe a herpes outbreak is what broke up her engagement to the Good Charlotte sister, its how she found out he cheated on her.

Here she is with her “Bodyguard”. I call bullshit on this and think she’s just trying to get some buzz cuz she can’t get work…you know show the producers how wanted she is by faking a stalker. Pathetic.

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