I constantly forget anything I think is worth writing because of alcoholism, at least I am guess that’s why. I haven’t left the couch in two or three days. I have no food in my fridge that isn’t rotting, my dog’s been pissing and shitting in the house and it’s safe to say I have given up. I think I saw a coon in my kitchen, not the racist kind of coon, but the actual animal, and I welcomed it with open arms, because I figured it would clean up some of the mess. I guess this is what giving up looks like, but I think I gave up long ago. No don’t worry, I am not depressed or going to kill myself, this is all really funny to me….and I hope funny for you….and if it isn’t then here are some links to get you thru this lonely night….
Newly Single Pussy Still Dresses Like a 12 Year Old So Which Saves the Awkwardness For Perverts Who Can Only Fuck a Bitch Who Dresses Like a 12 Year Old….
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5 MOST EGREGIOUS GOSSIP BLOG SCREWUPS
(Do You Know What Egregious Means, Cause I Don’t)
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Keeley Hazell’s Bikini Calendar
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I’m Always on the Sea Saw in Regards to Whether Nataloe Portman is Hot or Not
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Big Brother Winner Panty Shot
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The Sexiest Possessed Girls In Film
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You’re Life Isn’t As Hopeless As You Think
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When Buying Condoms….
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Insane Ping Pong, they Must Be Chinese or Some Shit
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Meet Raica Oliveira
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Who Doesn’t Love an F Bomb On the News Now and Again?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Striptease of the Day
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Lindsay Lohan is Jobless and Therefore Seems to Think She is More Famous Than Ever
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Susan Sarandon’s Daughter is Playing a Stripper
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Leighton Meester is a Hot Mess
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Taylor Momsen is Perfectly Fine With Dressing Like a Junkie Whore
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I’m Starting to Develop a Thing For Keri Kilson
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German Quiz Tease
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Heigly Makes Asian Babies the Non Uterus Destroying Way
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BEST VIDEO DATING SERVICE VIDEO EVER
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How About Some Self Fisting
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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100 Television TV Spoilers
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Some Afternoon Self Shots
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Chace Crawford is Havin’ At It With Leo DiCaprio’s Sloppy Seconds
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Mary From Peter Paul and Mary is Dead, Which Now Delaftes Any Chance Her Singing Me Puff the Magic Dragon While I Do Her Doggystyle
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Lindsay Lohan Bikini Throwback
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Some Solo Web Cam Action
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Shakira is Hypnotic When She Moves, But She is Totally Fucking Lip Syncing
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Nikki and Princess Have Some Mighty Fine Asses
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More From the 2009 Pole Dancing Championships
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I’d Totally Bang Mary J Blige
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23 Nights in Paris
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Molested at Lunchtime
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Kayden Kross Loves Leather
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7 Awesome Ass Shaking Videos
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PLAYBOY’S 2007 PLAYMATE OF THE YEAR IS STILL ONE SUPER HOT SMOKIN’ FUCKIN’ BABE!
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