Here’s a story of a man who wanted to have a bigger penis, so he decided to attach a weight to the shit and it swelled 5 times its original size and turn black like he was a rapper or some shit, but instead of getting a fat white girl, he got an embarrassing visit from the firemen who had to cuz the weight off his dick and I have a feeling this motherfucker reads my site, because that kind of desperation for an average sized dick is only something I’d expect from you.

On a sidenote, I used to follow the Circumsized Support Group, because I thought it was funny that people actually had a support group because they were circumsized without their consent as kids and part of their recovery process was to attach weights to their dicks to stretch the skin out and give the illusion that they were never hacked the fuck up. But I guess that’s got nothing to do with anything, I just thought it was funny, so watch the video.

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