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2009

28

Sep

stepLINKS of the Day

It is a Jewish holiday today, so everyone wish my one self hating Jewish reader a Happy Holiday. You can also try to telepathically communicate with all of Hollywood and wish them a happy Jewish holiday, because, maybe they will hear you and sweep you out of your shitty life and give you a new gig where everyone will be taking your pictures and asking for autographs like you were Annalynne McCord the one hit wonder. Or you could just drink yourself stupid, strip down naked and break into your neighbor’s apartment and surprise them with your pathetic boner because the fat bitch is frying fish right now and my whole house smells like rotting pussy, my favorite kind of pussy and I feel like she should celebrate this erection with me, unfortunately I’ll probably pass out before that magic moment.

Here are my stepLINKS, don’t pass out before clicking this magic.


Kate Beckinsale is All I Want in Life
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The New Nightmare of Elm Street Pretty Much Looks Like the Worst Movie Ever
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Brazilian Girls in Bikinis
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Sofia Vergara’s Sluttiest Pics
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Because There is No Fucking Way You Got Married This Weekend Anyways
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Tawny Kitaen Got Arrested for a DUI
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Hooters Slut Shows Off Her Skills
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The Olden Days Were Creepy as Fuck
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Lily Allen Pantyhose Upskirt Will Probably Make You Puke, But Here It Is Anyways
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How Elephant Shit Can Save Your Life!!!
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How Awesome Would It Be If Courtney Love and Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez Start Bangin’?
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Jessica Biel Looks So Gross Sometimes
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The 7 Deadly Sins of Sharing a Bathroom
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Michael Douglas Looks Like He’s About 300 Years Old, But Catherine Zeta Jones is a Hot Piece
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I Know I May Regret Saying This, But Rumer Willis is Looking Kind of Hot Here
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Juliette Lewis is Completely Off the Deep End Insane and I Love It
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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How About Some More Sophie Monk?
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Time to Step Your Game Up – VIDEO
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Let the Divorce Watch Begin!! I Give it 4 Months
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The 12 Sexiest Counties in Sport
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Webcame Cyber Sex Prank – VIDEO
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Big Titted Asian Squirter
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Bobbi Star and the Fucking Machine
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Tis the Season for Oktoberfest Sluts
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Fall in Love With Dani Woodword
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How Awesome Would It Be Watching Lohan on Celebrity Big Brother?
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Janet Jackson Topless Throwback
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A Naked Babe, a Toy and a Webcam
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Shailene Woodly is the Jailbait of the Day
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Aria Giovanni and Jelena Jensen Give Each Other Rub Downs
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VIVA VIAGRA!
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Beyonce Hates Lindsay Lohan!! Amazing!!
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The North Carolina Education Lottery – VIDEO
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Party Time?!
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Some Sexy Ads You Will Want to Check Out
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10 Celebrities Sluts Whose Tits Are Way Too Big
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Camwhore with a Perfect Rack
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Of Course Japanese Infomercials Are Amazing
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NOW HERE’S A STORY THAT IS JUST AS GOOD AS A BOTTLE OF VIAGRA, A JAR OF LOTION, AND A NICE WARM TOWEL TO CLEAN YOU OFF!
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