Here is some erotic morbid shit….a coffin company that decided to do some sexy calendar for industry people who I guess are in the coffin selling business, or for people in the coffin buying business, or who are just weird and think about death all the time.

They took some creepy vampire, gothic approach, which I guess is in style now, because vampires are everywhere, and they are trying to cash in on the shit, but I like to think it’s for people like you who will die virgins and the only time a girl would get naked for for you will be when your ghost haunts a gym locker room or some shit, unless you get a job at the funeral home, where you get first dibs on the dead pussy that makes it’s way in because rumor has it that even hot pussy dies sometimes….

I wanted to take this post somewhere darker and scarier for halloween, but I fucked up, it happens.

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