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I wanted to diversify how I spend the day, because everyday is kinda feeling the fucking same, and that's a real tragedy considering I don't have a fucking job and should be taking advantage of good times all the time no matter how depressed or lazy I got.
So, I decided to write a children's book. It started out okay, but figured when the main character's dad hired a hooker for him to have his first sexual experience to ensure he doesn't grow up to be a faggot, I realized that I probably wouldn't be signing any publishing deals, I won't have the saturday morning cartoon and I won't have bed sheets depicting my genius.....so I gave up.
Now I am working on an exercise DVD, which is going to be another failure, since I am fat and can hardly walk up stairs, but figure it worked for Kim Kardashian and sure as hell won't work for me, because black guys don't want to fuck my ass and that's probably a very good thing....
Another good thing are my stepLINKS, but before you click on them, I want you to take off your pants, or lift up your skirt, touch your fucking toes or try to grab your angles and count to ten, yeah baby, that's what I'm talking about....
Here are the stepLINKS....
When Sexy Dances Go Wrong – VIDEO
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Recession? What Recession?! Pam Anderson is Lining Her Pool in PLATINUM
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Because Spending Friday Night Alone Isn’t So Bad When You’ve Got Yourself for Entertainment
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Hopefully Tara Reid’s New Job Involves Her Taking Off That Little Black Dress
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Jesus Christ Bail Bonds!!)
(And No, That’s Not Jesus Christ, Bail Bonds!!
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This Video Making Fun of This Girl Who is All Fucker Up From the Flu Shot is Horrible, But Amazing
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Marisa Tomei Has Hard Nipples
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Some Shamwow Spoof Outtakes
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Anna Hatheway is Either Super Boring or Super Sexy and Today She is the Latter
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5 Classic Horror Films Reviewed By You At Ages 10 and 24
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Sienna Miller Should Really Just Get Naked Cause That Is All She is Good For
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Striptease of the Day
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Shauna Sand is Selling Her Tits On Ebay. Seriously
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Rachel Bilson and Kristen Bell Are a Pretty Good Lesbian Sex Fantasy
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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How Awesome Would an Evan Rachel Wood-Dita Von Tease Cat Fight Be?
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I’ve Been Wondering Where Carmen Electra Was At
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Katarina Ivanovska for Women’secret Lingerie Collection
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Ivette is By the Pool
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David Cross Did Coke Near the President and Good For Him For Telling the World
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Bikini Contest Surprise – VIDEO
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Sexy Beauty Plays With Her Toy in the Bathroom
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Altea is Sexy in Lace Panties
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Next Time You Are Bored, SWING KING Your Buddies Ass – VIDEO
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Some Office Notes That Make ME Happy I Will Never Work in an Office, Ever
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Jessica Simpson Confirms What We Knew All Alonge
Yes, She is Retarded
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Some Shakira Bikini Throwbacks
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Rosie Jones and Her Big Tits in Nuts Magazine
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Temptation Carwash!! Video!!! Pics!!! The Goods!!!
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Sabrina Ferilli in a Bikini – Throwback
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Erica Takes Off Her Green Lingerie
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Best Of: Amateurs and Ex-GFs
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Jordan Price and Hannah West Get Together
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Down the Hatch She Goes
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17 Michael Jackson Costumes Creepier than the Real Thing
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MARYSE LOOKS LIKE PAM ANDERSON AT 24, NAKED, WITH THE THE MOST PERFECT TITS AND PUSSY YOU CAN IMAGINE
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Simi is Pretty in Pink
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Some Vintage Dita Von Tease Lesbian (Kinda) Photoshoot
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When Idiots Explode Themselves – VIDEO
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Have a Drink, On Me
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Vanilla Ice is Working Again – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweetheart
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The Wrestler Grindhouse Recut – VIDEO
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ARIA GIOVANNI HAS THE SWEETEST LOOKING PUSSY I’VE EVER SEEN (AND I’VE SEEN A LOT OF ‘EM)!
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David Cross Did Cocaine With Obama…
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The Picture May be Blurry, But This Model’s Got LEgs
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