Blythe Danner may not be hot and the fact that Gwenyth Paltrow crawled out of her pussy makes her all the more vile. She’s a grandmother, so she’s old as fuck but never too old too fuck, because there’s no such thing as a bitch being too old to fuck. As long as their is a functioning asshole that hasn’t been sewn up due to colon cancer or a pussy that still has a hole even if it has dried up and atrophied, there’s a home for my dick…

There are just so many benefits I’ve listed here over and over again as to why the elderly are a great option when horny and desperate and have no standards or real morals or values and I figure I don’t need to go through them again, because the cookies, memeory lapses, menopause and lonliness aren’t the reasons I am posting on this tired slag….but the fact that she is crippled and on some high maintenance, obnoxious rich person tricycle lookin’ shit to tend to her “injury” is. See I am not too fit and even old women I try to rape can out run me, but these kind of contraptions scream easy fuckin’ prey I can catch up to, roll them into a dark alley and have my way with….

Here’s more proof that the elderly are good to fuck….other than the fact that she ratted him out….because normally they just thank you and bake you cookies after stuffin them proper…

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