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2009

30

Oct

stepLINKS of the Day

So I responded to a mass email someone sent me saying:

Thanks….

What is everyone wearing right now – I am masturbating and this will help me.

I appreciate it….

and some dyke freaked out cuz she was clearly raped or molested as a child and has now denounced dick….

Why don’t you just go kill yourself? Do something good for the world, rid it of yourself.  You sincerely are the biggest loser in the world. You’re more revolting than an infected scab, which you’re no doubt covered with, at least inside your own demented head. Really, go shoot yourself. 

It’s the least you can do.

You are a real piece of crap.

Angie (the lesbian)

Here was my response….

Ang sent me some of the sweetest words a man has ever been given to masturbate to… you guys should take notes….whenever someone calls me an infected scab it reminds me of all the down on their luck girls who had to sell themselves for sex that I have gone down on…..thanks for the bringing back the good memories….baby.

You seem a little uptight, do you need a little massage? I have a dolphined shaped one in my bedroom that is non threatening for a penis hating cunt like you because I always knew there would be a time it would come in handy and the right lesbian would come my way. That time is today..now please, grab your ankles and drop your men’s box shorts your wearing cuz panties are so uncomfortable against your fat internet ass.

You are garbage, no wonder you were molested. Everyone always molests the weak ones…..

Love

Jesus Martinez
Drunkenstepfather.com

Here are my stepLINKS…

You Will Want to FUck this Cam Girl
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Sophie Monk is a Whorish Lady Bug
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Amy Winehouse has a Hot Fucking Ass In Her Mini Skirt….
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The Guy Who Tried to Assassinate Bill Clinton Interviews Himself in Prison
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Because It Will Help Wash the Pain of this Week Away
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As Much I Hate to Admit This, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Have Amused Me
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Jimmy Kimmel Insults Melissa Joan Hart and It’s Kind of Amazing
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Some HERE’S Some Ideas for Lohan’s New Tattoos!!
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I Don’t Know Who Severina Vuckovic Is, But she is Smokin’ and Here Are Her Panties
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How Long Before the Taylor Lautner X Taylor Swift X Selena Gomez Sex Tape Hits?
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THEY ARE DOUCHEBAGS – VIDEO
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Some Letters to Annoying People on Halloween
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Striptease of the Day
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Chelsea Handler is on the Cover of Playboy
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JOHN GOSSELIN AND OCTOMOM ARE GONNA TEAM WHORE FOR THE CAMERAS!!!
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Mindy Kaling From The Office is Hilarious and I Love Her
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Jessica Biel is Looking Alright
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$20 Say Paris Hilton Would Fit That Pumpkin Up Her Snatch
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Katarina Ivanovska is Wearing Lingerie
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LADIES!!! ROBERT PATTISON WILL GO DOWN ON YOU!!!
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Samantha Buxton is Buxom
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Here’s The Video of Brad Pitts Bike Crash
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Lesbians Lick Pussy
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Cassie Keller is a Looker
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Some Slut in a Bikini Kicks a Reporter in the Nuts!! – VIDEO
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A Bunch of Halloween Cakes That Make Me Want to Murder My Wife For Not Being a Domestic
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Savy THe Boobs PSA
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Yeah Well If I Was Josh Duhamel I Would Be Cheating on Fergie Too
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Lindsay Lohan Topless Throwback
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When Mony Takes a Bath….
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Yup, It’s Lesbo Time
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Two School Girls and Their Lollipops
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Meet Jessica Moore
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Sareena Lee Has The Biggest Tits I Have Ever Seen
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Abbey Brookes is Sexy
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Joe Jackson Really Is Father of the Year
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A Horribly Slow Murderer With The Extremely Inefficient Weapon
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DEATH BY DILDO!!
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It Was a Real Family Moment
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Endless Fun on the Fucking Machine
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Some of the Crasiest Condoms You Will Ever See
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Girls Gone TOO Wild – The Halloween Edition
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Some Vintage Angelina Jolie Shots
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ARIA GIOVANNI TRIES TO BE A MAINSTREAM MODEL … AND THE PUSSY LICKIN’ PORN STAR AIN’T BAD!
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Halloween Special….

Halloween Costume Ideas For Black Folk
Save the costume drama for Obama!
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Tips For Enjoying Halloween
…None of which include doing a “Bruno” impression
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