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2009

19

Nov

stepLINKS of the Day

OH MY GOD…NEW MOON PREMIERES TONIGHT…OH MY GOD.

Just joking. The only thing good about this shit is that it makes girls horny as fuck and I am hoping that there is a sex scene that teaches girls the importance of giving blowjobs to completion, or something equally amazing because I figure if there is anything in pop culture that can be used to manipulate the shit out of girls and teach them things they will emmulate, this is it.

It would be a great tragedy if the writers didn’t take the opportunity that was given to them with all power they have with this movie and use it for good.

I guess we’ll have to wait and see…..and I’ll be sitting in a van outside the theater dressed like a vampire to capitalize on the shit and get some pussy from one of the stupider girls who thinks this Twilight garbage is true to life and that I’m just an old, fat, mexican Robert Paterson or whatever his name is.

It’s on.


One of Wino’s Implants Exploded or Some Shit
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Fat Acceptance Raises Some Big Issues Which Sit Next To You on the Plane.
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Because It’s a Surefire Way to Make It to The Weekend Without Putting a Bullet In Your Head
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Donald Trump Has Big Plans For Carrie Prejean
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Scar-Jo And The 50 Hottest Video Whores Ever
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I’m Not Gonna Laugh Cause Last Time I Moved, I Couldn’t Afford a Truck Either
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I’m a Fan of Penny Cruz as It Is, But I Am DEF a Fan of Her Tits Getting Bigger
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The Best Muppet Babies Parody Ever
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Ali Bastian is Peeking At Her Own Boob Throwback
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Give It Up For Some Christian Rap Yo!
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Seriously, I Am Pretty Sure Kristen Stewart is a Lesbian
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A Flowchart to Determine What Your Nickname Should Be
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Striptease of the Day
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Taser a 10 Year Old Girl, Get Suspended With Pay. God Bless America
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Keeley Hazell Got Naked For Peta But She Gets Naked All The Time So What’s The Big Deal?
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Yeah I’d Bang Kate Bosworth
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Demi Moore Defends Her Body, Even If It Is 100 Years Old
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Lohan May Just Get an Acting Job….Playing Herself
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Kate Hudson Gallery
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Hunter is Wearing a See Through Top
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Boomerang Nails a Chick in the Head – VIDEO
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This People of Walmart Thing is Starting to Get Really Fucking Disgusting
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Big Boobed Cheerleader Masterbates in Public
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Hot Brunette Fucks For the First Time on Camera
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Murder By Spoon – VIDEO
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Lookin Good Sweethearts – A Gallery
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Ciara is Lookin’ Fine, Mighty Fine Indeed
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Sophie Howard and Danielle Lloyd Topless
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And More Sophie Howard Solo
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Corin Shows Off For the Camera
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Blue Eyed Bikini Girl and Her Self Shot Slut Pics
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Laura Vandervoort is Definitely Lookin Bangable
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It’s a Barely Legal Lesbian Christmas
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Veronica Gives Us a Virtual Lapdance
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The Top 10 Things Men Hate About Women
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America’s Butt Ugliest Models
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Now THATS Product Placement
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Bridget Is Worth Taking a Look At
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Katy Perry is Wearing Spandex
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Mariah Carey is Such a Self Entitled Cunt
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Leighton Meester is Lookin’ Trashy
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Katy Perry’s Sloppy ASs Granny Pantyline and Tight Pants
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Heidi Klum is Lookin Hot
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THE GUACAMOLE I HAD FOR DINNER WAS TASTY, BUT THIS PUSSY LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS!
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