Katie Price is Drunk of the Day

2009

Dec

Here are some pictures of Katie Price leaving a party drunk. She’s really got nothing better to do with her time than drink her life away and in her defense, you’d be self-medicating too if you were Katie Price…Hell, I’m not even Katie Price and I’m not going through some kind of transition from being some over-sexualized cartoon rendition of a fantasy woman to being a dude in a dress, but I self medicate all the fucking time. I’m not drunk right now but I would rather be, I just don’t think my stomach or liver can handle it after the latest bender I had this past weekend that I’m recovering from…as there comes a time in every drunk’s life where they have to step back and realize shitting blood isn’t healthy and it’s a life or shitting blood to death situation…and I’ve got too much to live for like a fat wife I hate, no money, no job, totally uninspired and unmotivated and too fat for pants…good times I won’t put up a fight to live another day for….or fight to keep because it is all I know…