Leighton Meester comes from a long line of criminals. Sure her mother was arrested for smuggling drugs from Jamaica, the stupidest place to smuggle drugs from, because the border patrol know what goes on in Jamaica, but that’s not the point, the point is that her mom decided that her next venture would be to exploit her daughter and get her to do anything she can to get where they need to be. They moved to NYC then to LA and put her in Beverly High School hoping she’d get in and fuck some famous people’s kids, and the whole thing worked, but in being raised by a whore willing to do anything for money, Leighton’s got that attitude deep in her veins and that’s really not a bad thing, especially in her little black dress, unfortunately she looks really fucking big and awkward lookin, perfect to climb up her thigh like it was a tree and you were a squirrel only to burry yourself in her vagina like it was your nest.

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