Adrienne Curry is my enemy. Sure she’s a fucking nobody, total bottom feeding cunt, contributing absolutely nothing to the world and who has enough time on her hands to target me on twitter and attempt to tell me off, which made me want to ruin her, before realizing she’s already ruined….but someone sent me this video of her on a Mechanical Bull, a fetish to some dude, hence why they have them in bars, but to me they are only fun when fat chicks get up on them and hold on for their lives, but that’s only because I find fat chicks doing pretty much any day to day activity fucking hysterical…..

Unfortunately, Adrienne Curry didn’t break her neck and become parazlyzed or get whatever other injury you get on Mechanical Bulls and she wasn’t topless showing off her fake tits, so there’s really no point in watching this, but I’m posting it anyway, in memory of her 15 minutes of fame before her Very Brady Daddy Issues and Wallet Fucking made actual celebrity unnecessary.

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