Her name is Alex Zosman, she’s dating some bald dude named Jason Statham who seems to be the second coming of Vin Diesel. You know bald guys overcompensating by taking up martial arts and staring in action movies, but at least he gets to fuck decent pussy, which is a lot more than I can say about the balding guy who lives down the hall from me who always smells like dirty laundry and always has cum stains on his sweatpants and who always has the dirtiest sounding porn blasting in his apartment…and not getting with this bitch, in fact he’s not getting with any bitch, even the crackwhores turn him down, and here she is in her jean shorts….

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