I am scared of lesbians, you know the militant kind who really hate men because they were teased for being fat dykes in highschool, or raped by their uncles as a child, or whatever the fuck happened along the way to them to make them band together and design dolphin shaped dildos and discuss how better off the world would be if there was no cock, so they have secret meetings in combat boot and flannel where they discuss strategy of how to rip cock off everyman in the world, starting with homeless men, then working their way to everyday men, by disguising themselves as non-penis hating lesbians, until you get them home with you and they tie you up, surround you and fuck your shit up…

Sure the reason this dude got his dick glued up was becauase he cheated on his wife with two chicks, who the wife conspired with to get back at him, only to take him back and I just don’t get why people think cheating is such a big deal, why does marriage have to be a prison sentence, why can’t a dude fuck 3 other chicks and why can’t his wife, or life partner be loyal to him instead of fucking his shit up, especially since they all ran back to him….

The funny thing in all this is that when the two other pussies came out of the motel bathroom, or wherever they staged this set up, dude probably thought he was getting an orgy for at least a split second, making all his dreams come true and giving sex worth talking about,before actually realizing he was fucked….

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