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2010

13

Feb

stepLINKS of the Day

Valentine’s Day huh? So how many of you are going to kill yourselves because you’re tired of being alone and this special day really drives that point home. How many of you are going to spend your money trying to impress a bitch who no matter what you do won’t be impressed because she has to deal with the fact that she’s stuck with you on Valentines Day? How many of you are anticipating getting rejected after asking the girl you really like to spend the day with you?

If you’ve got a brain, you’ll go out drinking all fucking weekend and find yourself the single drunkest chick in the bar because you know she’s getting drunk to medicate for being alone, and will take whatever comes her way to not be alone.

I can’t drive this point home more than I do year after year, but if you never get laid, or pick up in bars, your destiny is about to fucking change, seriously, desperate miserable girls are hurting so bad they will fuck you….seriously….

While you’re polishing your dancing shoes, or whatever you kids do these days, feel free to check my stepLINKS, since they are my Valentine’s Day gift to you……

Remember How Snookie Was All “There’s No Nudes Of Me” and I Was All “Yeah Right, Dumb Slut”? Well She Was Lying and My Statement is Still True and we like Dumb Sluts No Matter How Fat They Is.
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Coco and Her Ass Support Haiti and You Should Too
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15 Hottest Magazine Covergirls of the Decade
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Bachelorettes
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Because You Should Give You Hand and Wrist a Break
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Tamara Ecclestone is a Welfare Version os Megan Fox, Which is Pretyu Bad, Cause As Far As I Know, Megan Fox Has Pure Welfare White Trash In Her Blood
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Mascot Attack – VIDEO
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Alicia Keys Panty Upskirt
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Lauren Conrad Can Barely String a Sentence Together Without Saying ‘Like’ 20 Times. Here She is Looking Fuckable at the Book Signing For the Book She Didn’t Write
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Pam Anderson Gets More Pathetic By the Day and I Love It
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Hahahaha and More Shit You Can Buy From an Infomercial
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Francia Raisa is a Hottest, Less Desperate Kim Kardashian
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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The 25 Hottest Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Cover Models
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Now That’s How You Win a Marathon
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Melissa Lauren Will Rock Your World
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Jon Gosselin’s Ex, Hailey Glassman, is a Dirty Slut
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Ice T is Fucking Hilarious – VIDEO
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Rhian Sugden is Topless
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Molly and Jana Get It On
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Use This To Get Sex..Because Sex is Fun
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Selita Ebanks Throwback
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Check Out the Rack on Lauren
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And More Bar Refaeli
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I Don’t Care About Rihanna’s Music, But She’s Lookin’ Damn Good in This Photoshoot
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Dani is a Real Piece of Art
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Steve Nash is the Most Ridiculous Man in the World – VIDEO
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I Love Me a Brunette
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Khloe Kardashian Wants to Film Herself Masturbating
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Now THAT’S a Taco
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Madonna Will Make You Puke in 3…2…1
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Praying Mantis Vs. Computer
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Zulfija, Nadia or Dorothy? Take Your Pick
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Lady Gaga is Disgusting and Looks 100 Years Old
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Well Hey There Jodie
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