I hate Kristen Stewart, maybe it’s because I know I don’t have a chance with her, since I am not her brother, but I like to think it has more to do with her inbred face. Seriously, I don’t know why anyone is giving her any attention in anything but that teenage porno movie Twilight because they needed someone ugly, so everyday girls could relate to her and the love story, like when you watch porno clips with small dicks cuz it makes it more believable….but I guess it has to do with her being popular with the kids and the kids are the people filing up seats in the theater and looks have nothing to do with that…but at least she’s trying to stay relevant by showing off bigger cleavage that her tits are designed for and I’m all for padded push up bras to give girls a taste of having tit while showing off some real taut squeezed cleavage….like watching me try to squeeze into a size 38 jean….and since Kristen Stewart’s in it…not quite as sexy….ohhhh DIS!

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