I was just sitting on a bench outside a Starbucks and some fit mom walked out wearing the tightest pussy-hugging pants I have ever seen. I got hypnotized by the shit and was pretty much counting the wrinkles in her labia and guaging how her clit would fit between my teeth when I got interrupted by her daughter she was with who pointed and screamed so everyone around me could hear “Mommy, why is that weird man staring at your vagina”….I didn’t even try to deny it at that point and just said something along the lines of how she shouldn’t bother wearing pants if she wants the world to see her folds, and spun it that she was the real pervert in wearing that and the whole story is dull so here are my stepLINKS to distract you from my pathetic adventures with stranger vagina…
Lindsay Lohan is in Lingerie and Has a Gun – Gallery + Video
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Okay It’s Official. This is The Weirdest Thing I have Probably Heard Ever
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There’s a Chelsea Handler Sex Tape….Kinda
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Because The Best Sluts are the Free Sluts
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Some Extreme Dog Grooming…..
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Which Hot Celeb Is Having The Best Week Ever
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I Forgot About Shannon Elizabeth Too, But She’s Still Hot
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Well At Least Grimace Wasn’t Molesting The Kid, Like a Priest
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Emma Stone is Pretty Hot
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The 25 Hottest Moms in Sports
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Sasha Grey Interview
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Alexandra Burke Panty Upskirt
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CJ In the Bedroom
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Lezzie Teens and a Dildo
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LOL Cat X Hairy Man in Sauna Video of the Day
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Francoise Boufhal Has a Great Rack and Her Face Ain’t Half Bad Either
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Some Jessica James Clement, Just Cause
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Isn’t This the Toy Every Little (Gay) Boy Wants? – VIDEO
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Every Once and a While You come Across a Girls Body and It’s Just Like WOW
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Cocaine Bust….and Dildos…Wait, What? – VIDEO
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Haven’t Seen Bianca Gascoigne in a Long Time, So Here She Is
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Tyra Banks is Fucking Insane – VIDEO
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Chyna Could Eat You Alive
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Guess Who I Would Like to Run Over With a Car, Should I Ever Be Able to Afford a Car One Day
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Sarah and the Fucking Machines
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I Wanna Rip Amber Valetta’s Sparkly Dress Off Her
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A Little Jessie Summers
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Jessica Simpson’s Tits Are Getting Bigger By the Day
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As Seen on TV People Have Issues – VIDEO
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Paris Hilton is See Through
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Jessica Alba is Looking Hot Lately
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Madonna May be 300 Years Old, But I Still Look At Her Occasionally and Say Yeah I’d Fuck Her
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And More Reason’s Why Elephants Are Awesome – VIDEO
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Stripfilm of the Day
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Sophie Reade in Her Underwear
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Lana Lopez is Nekked
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Some Things Just Explain Themselves
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The 8 Worst Ways to Die in the Jungle
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