Celebrities aren’t always fun, in fact I find them dull as fuck, and the real fun is when real people doing idiotic things, unbelievable shit, so I like to do a little feature here called stepNEWS where we feature some of the best news stories of the day…. Like the above news reporter unable to pronounce Mike Cox….and sounding like she’s saying “My Cocks” or these other great stories…

Man in wheelchair accused of sexual harassment….even though dude can’t even wipe his own fucking ass….he can’t control anything…he has people helping him…but I call bullshit…If I had cerebral palsy I’d be finger banging unsuspecting pussy from every angle…and blaming it on my “disability”….It’s called making shit work for you….seriously….

Kansas Man Pleads Guilty to Commercial Sex Trafficking…something I think should be legal…cuz if a bitch wants to fuck for money…she needs proper representation…marketing and promotions…a business behind her to get the money from the guys willing to pay for sex. America is dated and run by boring people….

Arizona Call Girl Assaults Hotel Valet with Stiletto High Heal cuz Hookers are angry and crazy bitches who are generally unpredictable….

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