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2010

19

May

stepLINKS of the Day

Today was fucking boring….celebrities were uninteresting and the pussy on the street was uninterested in my requests…even the fat lonely looking ones. I probably shouldn’t have taken 4 allergy pills cuz it was all I could find in the house that had partial possiblility of getting me high…when really all it did was make me fucking drowsy…but the nice thing was that a fat dude gave me a nod while I was half asleep on a bench like he got where I was coming from…like he understood my struggles…

Here are my stepLINKS….Maybe they are a little more interesting than me….but to explain why I am not funny, it’s because I saw one of my jokes ripped off by a movie that I am not sure I wrote but in my mind I think I did, and figured fuck it, I’m just not gonna be funny anymore, cuz if I’m not funny, no one can rob me for their million dollar productions, while I am pretty much eating fucking saw dust….

Again, here are my steplinks, because they are a lot more interesting than me.

Rihanna Showing Off Her Tits Hard in this Preview of Rockstar
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Brooke Hogan Keeps it Class in a Thong Bikini Like the Florida Trash She Is….Not that I hate Thong Bikinis…If Anything I think they are fun, they just look stupid
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If Gerard Butler Thinks He’s the Only One Sticking His Fingers Up Woman’s Asses, He is Sorely Mistaken
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Because There’s No Use In You Trying to Get Laid in Real Life, Virgin
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Jennifer Lopez’s Cleavage Says OLA to the World
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The 10 Hottest Nevada Girls
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Now That’s a Great Family Picture
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The 50 Craziest Athletes of All Time
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Adriana Lima Nip Slip
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Empire Strikes Back is Now a 50’s Sci Fi Film – VIDEO
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Jennifer Lopex and Her Tight Body
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Guess Who Just Caught Herpes?
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Becka and Some Self Shots
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Is She a Genuine Squirter? – VIDEO
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Alessandra Ambrosio is Looking Hot
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How NOT to Move a 100-year-old Statue – VIDEO
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Brooke Belle, and Then Some
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Now Here’s a Body I Wanna Be All Over
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Do You Have Dignified Sex? If So, Nicolas Cage May Eat You
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Vikki is a Topless Page 3 Babe
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Rachel R and Rachel S Share More Than Just the Same First Name – VIDEO
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Kate Beckinsale is So Easy on the Eyes
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Honestly, Underboobs are Underrated
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Rachel Bilson is Tasty
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Man I Forgot How Hot Keri Hilson Is
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Charlize Theron is Bending Over
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Tiffany Fucks a Glass Dildo
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Olivia Munn is On the Cover of Complex
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Michelle Rodriguez is Scary, But I’d Still Bang Her
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Nude Gymnastics Anyone?
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Seriously Lohan Would Fake Her Death to Miss Her Upcoming Court Date
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3 Drunk Teens on a Web Cam
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Stacey Keibler is All Leg
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13 Price Tags In Bad Places
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What, You Don’t Get Into Stun Gun Battles at Wendy’s?
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If Summer Movie Posters Were Honest
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Babes Give Each Other Lap Dances – VIDEO
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I Don’t Know Why She’s Complaining, I Love Kim Kardashian’s Puberty
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Check Out the Rack on This Broad Angelina
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How About a Little Carmen Elektra?
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Follow Me, I’m Begging You
FACEBOOK and TWITTER

Draya Michele Shows Off her Crazy Hip Hop Body
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