Paris is trying to get back into the limelight so she hit up Cannes since it is Hollywood’s most exclusive party. I guess she wasn’t happy with the fact that no one gave a fuck about her or noticed her or even bothered with her because she really has absolutely no business being at these events, show she got drunk and lifted up her skirt like a little kid at a dinner party trying to get noticed cuz her daddy was never there for her cuz he was too busy fucking the secretary or some shit and I am all for this kind of behavior, ideally with girls who aren’t Paris Hilton with dumpy asses that look like things I changed when I was an orderly at an old folks homes, but I take what I can get for everyone who has banged her get a lot more than the bargained for, but you can’t get herpes through pictures on the computer, and this is about as close as we can get to this cow, even though she’s on a sinking ship and is a waste of fucking space and a piece of garbage with a shitty ass and a huge ego and that’s probably the real depressing thing in all this, except for the ass, cuz little gets more depressing looking than this…..

Here are some other dull pictures of her partying with her ugly sister and some waitress I want to see naked…but instead I’m just stuck trying to make sense of this granny ass….

Pics via Bauer

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