Ryan Seacret is a fucking clown who sold his soul to the entertainment industry because it makes him a lot of fucking money. He lets celebrities have their way with him, because he thinks it gets him in their good books, and makes them want to do his show, like the loser kid trying to fit in who let’s the football team shove boomsticks up their asses….

Here he is doing some good for us for a change, and that’s by making sure Katy Perry and her pig body wasn’t the one in the short shorts and bikini top, because everyone knows pigs aren’t supposed to wear short shorts and bikinis…everyone except Katy Perry because she’s confused and doesn’t know she’s a pig, but instead thinks she’s hot, and the whole thing is weird, any way you dice it.

Good Morning.

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