I don’t know how I feel about Amanda Seyfried but I am pretty sure she freaks me out a little. She’s inconsistent in her career, which was something I liked cuz it involved her getting naked in some lesbian movie while doing shitty teen movies at the same time, but whenever I see pictures of her or hear her in interviews, I get weirded out.

She’s sloppy and looks like she doesn’t wash her pussy and is always with fucking dogs…It’s like they are the only creatures that she can interract with like the weird lady I run into everyday when walking my stupid dog…and I think she gets a little too involved and takes that shit to the next level by smearing peanut butter…if you know what I mean…You see I have seen and met dog people…but she’s on a whole other level of dog people…you know the kind who let their dogs do things no one ever finds out about because dogs can’t speak people…it’s probably some kind of mental disorder like autism and I wouldn’t mind getting to the bottom of…starting at her pussy…with my tongue….

Here are a couple of pictures of her from the other day without her dogs…but it is safe to assume that she’s talking to her dog on her cellular and he’s not giving her the barks she was hoping for….

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