Here is some regular fucked up news…cuz really celebrities get boring….the ones I want to see naked aren’t getting naked….the ones I’ve never heard of are…the strategic, contrived, lie that is celebrity life is repetitive and played out…so I like to focus on real life idiots who don’t need a PR person and marketing budget to do stupid shit.

Here are today’s news clips:

Coolest Three Year-Old Girl in China Is Chain Smoker, Drinks Beer Too
A young girl in China is the latest toddler to emerge as a chain smoker – and she also drinks beer and gets them on credit from a local store.

Mastermind of sex slave ring targeting strippers goes to trial

Where is John Mark Karr?
It took police three months to track Karr down to serve a restraining order. Karr is now living as a woman, Alexis Reach, and trying to recruit women for a sex ring.

VA Mom Leaves Kid in Car to Use Heroin
Police found 34 year-old Marian Larman curled up in the fetal position while her son was strapped into his car seat for four hours.

Ohio Woman Calls 911 Five Times Looking for a Husband

Teacher fired over pregnancy before marriage
A former teacher said the administrators of a Christian school where she was employed fired her because she became pregnant just before her wedding.

Minnesota Peeping Tom Targets 1st Floor Apartments
Minneapolis Police are warning women about a peeping Tom after two incidents outside apartment windows…cuz climbing in trees takes too much work…

“Tap that” sex list found at prestigious NY high school – Gossip Girl but Real Life…

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