Kylie Minogue may be old but she still has it going on…maybe it’s cuz she’s a breast cancer survivor, so showing off tit is her way of telling cancer to fuck itself for trying to get her down, or maybe she’s just showing off her tits cuz like most bitches with implants, they give her a new sense of security that she always wanted, but then again her implants were reconstruction dude to the mastecomy implants and not “When I was a teenage girl who hated being called flatty flatty 2 x 4” implants or a “If i have tits my career as a stripper will be far more lucrative” implants or “I am insecure and jealous of other girls who all the guys look at and I want perky tits like my neighbor cuz my husband spends his days fucking his secretary” implants….I don’t even know if she’s got nipples or if they are just tattooed on and really I’m gonna stop here and just admire this elderly woman doing all the right things…cuz really cancer fucking sucks and makes me sad thinking about all the good tits and lives that have gone to waste….

Here she is in Blackbook Magazine…

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