Here is Alessandra Ambrosio as the face of some clothing company….when I first read about these pictures, I was hoping the pictures were going to involve more vagina lip.

I figured there was a small chance the clothing company was a crotchless panty company, and no matter what your company is, if your launch strategy is to use supermodels as the face of the brand, you should probably re-think your strategy and try to find a way to use their vagina instead….not because you’ll make your money back or even stay in business very long but because you’ll make a lot of dudes happy by doing us all a huge favor…even if her shit is massacred by her recent pregnancy….we still want to see it…

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