Here are today’s news picks to remind us that the world is doomed, but at least it is entertaining…and filled with colorful morons….

A bar in Idaho employs a dog to fetch more tips.

A Funeral home in Ohio is forced to close down because the director has been accused of walking around the home naked, wearing the clothes of the dead etc.

People at a Maryland bar think they spot Justin Bieber and chaos ensues, the police are called and it turns out the lookalike is a 27 year-old female named Katie.

A Colorado councilwoman has called for a ban on bikini-clad coffee shops because when one of the girls is, “raped and murdered, we will all mourn.”

Video from a handheld camera of a jail uprising in Lexington, Kentucky.

Police say muggers punched a Russian ballerina in the face and took her pointe shoes while she was returning home from a performance.

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