In Mary J. Blige’s defense, she was never a woman with any sex appeal. People didn’t jerk off to her music videos, she was never considered the hottest thing, and never appeared on those bullshit hot lists that men’s magazines create to sell advertising and legitimize their bullshit, so when she got out in a bikin a few years after being popular, I didn’t expect to see anything I was going to like, and it turns out I was right, this shit is vile and horrible to look at. She should have never put the bikini on, and considering that 95% of black people don’t know how to swim, statistics say she has no business in the shit, so she’s doing this intentionally, maybe to break down stereotypes, except the one that states black bitches have fat asses that aren’t always as awesome as they could be…

So here she is squeezing into her shorts…

Here are some more pics of Mary J. Blige squeezing er fat ass into a pair of shorts, while showing off her fat titties in a bikini top….

Pics via Bauer

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