I get the motherfucker fed his daughter cocaine when she was 12 and bitch has been a disaster ever since, but in his defense, giving 12 year olds cocaine when you’re a celebrity and you’re untouchable is fun, especially when it leads to your annoying, unappreciative, spoiled brat daughter winning an Oscar, making her useless existence have some purpose or legacy other than years of drug addiction..I’m talking to you Tatum….

I also get that dude was dealing with an on and off ex girlfriend with anus cancer for a bunch of years, he played up the he wanted to marry her, knowing her death was near, but he still stood by her, but for some reason the paparazzi are dissing him for mourning the a year after her death on the beach with young pussy that could be his grandkids for all we fucking know….and if it was me, I’d be all over younger pussy her entire bout with anal cancer cuz anus comes in handy when girls pretend they want to stay virgins…

I’m not even sure why people are bothering with Ryan O’Neal on Farrah Fawcett’s death anniversary because everyone knows Michael Jackson’s death anniversary overshadows that shit and makes it pretty obsolete, but I guess I like the underdog death anniversary griever….

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