This Monte Carlo Shit is taking the fuck over. It is going to be hug cuz they have hired the actors of all the hit shows teenage girls get boners over. From Selena Gomez from Disney dick sucking fame, to some dude from Glee I’ve never heard of, to Leighton Meester from Gossip girl and I’m sure more of these poptart pieced of shit are polluting the beaches of Monte Carlo in a way that makes me wish they all traveled together and the plane went down….since I figure we need a “Buddy Holly / Big Bopper” caliber crash to rock the nation and bring us all together…making them more of a sacrifice for humanity, something substantially more relevant and important than they’d ever amount to staying on this poptart train except maybe for this Leighton Meester pig, who has proven that despite having a criminal mother, and being born in a halfway house, she doesn’t have to whore out on the street corner, but instead can whore out in the back lot of the movie set, with people who can pay her more than 50 dollars a blowjob, and who bring fame instead of shame when she squeezes their cum out of her pussy…and here is a preview of where her moves start…before the numb mouth, the gagging, the raw vagina and all the real good stuff….

Pics via Bauer

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