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Naomi Campbell in a One Piece of the Day

I guess retired model Naomi Campbell got offered so much money to do this photoshoot that she couldn’t refuse, but she’s a fucking diva and wasn’t going to go out of her way to get a bikini wax for the shit, cuz that requires effort and she’s a lazy fucking pig….so lazy that her hundreds of millions of dollars she made as a model was too annoying to spend, so she went and locked down some Russian billionaire to pay her way, cuz that’s just the kind of cunt she is, hairy, obnoxious and really fucking expensive….

Pics via Bauer

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  • HornyLohanWanker

    Nigger, Please!

  • Drunken Pig

    All this GORILLA is missing in that first pic is a spear in it’s hand!!

  • Deleteall

    I don’t see any hairs sticking out, how can you tell there’s been no waxing? Is it because no camel toe or because it seems to bulge out?

  • Mancuso

    Whatcha mean she didn’t wax, look, she’s even gone and scalped herself a bit because fuck it, datz da way Naomi rollz yo!

  • cowbulls

    No self respecting Gorilla would be caught fucking that ape.