If you are wondering why Ryan Seacrest is so excited in these pictures, it is not because he’s in love, it’s cuz she told him she will strap it on for him tonight so that he doesn’t have to actually play out this lie to a level he is uncomfortable with, that or she just told him that she convinced the male crew of the yacht they are on to wear the little boy shorts and to serve him only when they are aroused and that instead of retiring to their quarters after sunset, they are to retire inside his ass unprotected and he just can’t thank this bitch enough….Her name is Julianne Hough, she probably has the same publicist as Seacrest..and since she’s one of the dancers from Dancing with the Stars and if there is one thing dancers know, it’s how to deal with fags. I don’t know who they are trying to fool…

Pics via Bauer

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