I don’t really care for Shauna Sand, but I gotta give her some credit, she really gets how to live the good life a lot better than the other strippers she used to work with and stole her look from.

All it took was getting naked in a Playboy decades ago, in a time when getting in Playboy mattered enough to get some Lorenzo Lamas soap star motherfucker to marry her and have kids with her, only to divorce and lock into a monthly check that affords the luxury of having a European cabana boy on staff at all times…a rent boy to travel with her, carry her purse, massage and have sex with, that is used to working for rich men and who doesn’t mind the fact that her pussy looks like an emptied out scrotum…who fuck her on camera for the glory and a little money…cuz when you are gutter trash who only knows how to make money with your body..and no one cares to publish your shit anymore…and your old option is a sex tape ….

Pics via Bauer

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