I don’t know why, but everytime I look at pictures of Tara Reid, I feel like I played life wrong. This bitch was into drinking, partying, and college spring break parties, so she decided to use her look, make tons of money, and spend her life touring parties around the world, staying in nice hotels, in some permanent vacation that has going on longer than her actual career did, and there’s really nothing wrong with that, I mean until she dies of a drug overdose, cuz legs like this don’t come from someone who eats no more than a bunch of pills and champagne in a given day…so instead of hating on her for being useless, I’d like this to be my cry to get her to take me along for her ride….

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