The biggest news that happened to me was when I looked out my window last night at 3 in the morning and some long-legged, probably barely 18 year old girl was passed out in a thrown out chair, stood up and took a piss on the sidewalk, with people passing her by, only to pass back out in the chair someone had thrown out, cuz maybe their grandmother died on it or some shit, and here this girl was…Shit made me fall in love with the ghetto I live in all over again….

But apparently, the world doesn’t revolve around me and my stories, so here are some things going on in the news….

Teen Convicted for Hitting Classmate in Face with Ax
The 16 year old from Hanover sliced the face of a classmate with an ax in a tractor supply store. He has been locked up since October, and will now be kept in juvenile confinement for 2 years.

Teen Says MySpace Date Led To Stabbing
A 17-year-old Fairfax County girl wound up in the hospital with stab wounds after arranging a date on MySpace, the social networking site. The girl told police she was also raped.

Denny’s Worker Behind Bars for Spiking Drinks
In a Spotsylvania County Denny’s, a worker is put behind bars for spiking the drinks of two co-workers with bleach, acting on a grudge he had with them.

Naked Man Attacked Outside Richmond Bar w/ footage
A witness filmed a naked man who was stumbling in the street and was then attacked outside of some bars in Richmond.

PA Teachers Accused Of Eating Kid’s Lunch
Are teachers at a local school helping themselves to free lunches? That is the accusation at one Philadelphia school and a whistleblower says she was fired over it.

Man Accused of Urinating on Boy
A man is accused of a disgusting act at a public pool in Saint Clair Shores. According to Saint Clair Shores Police, he showed his private parts to a seven-year-old boy in the bathroom near the pool. The man then allegedly urinated on the little boy’s shoulder while the child was using the urinal.

Engineering the ‘Ideal Breast’
You see them on runways, in catalogs, and at the beach. Public fascination with breast size and shape has fueled America’s plastic surgery industry.

Teen put Lysol in mom’s Kool-Aid
A New Hampshire teenager was arrested after allegedly putting Lysol in her mother’s drink.

LA Bondage Club Arson-Murder Suspect Arrest
The body of a man in his 50s was found inside a burned-out bondage club near Los Angeles International Airport, and a man recently fired by the club was arrested on suspicion of arson and murder.

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