I think Paris Hilton’s clit is a little too pointy to be squeezed into a one-piece bathing suit.

Seriously, lookin’ at these pictures, I feel like a micro-penised tranny is about to put on his Barbara Streisand inspired stage show, but didn’t quite tuck his shit in proper….

I know it is just her millionaire dick clit, one that has seen a lot and traveled many miles landing her at some cheesy looking party filled with cheesy fucking people in a one-piece where she gets to let her 30 year old loose ass loose…an ass that in just a few years will be granny-like and sloppy cuz that’s just what happens to women as they age…so I understand this celebration that is probably one of her the final tours as a party slut…not that anyone would really want to marry her and have her kids…but then again people do a lot worse things for money.

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