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Ashlee Simpson on All Fours on the Beach of the Day

Ashlee Simpson and her gay married wife Pete Wentz brought their Gaybies to the beach for some photoshoot for out magazine, showing the world that Gay people can have babies that grow up to be normal thru good parenting, and that Ashlee Simpson is seriously craving cock, cuz I know any bitch crawling around all fours is eager to get a serious dicking, especially when her husband is a homosexual who doesn’t fuck her….and here are the barely exciting pics….

I figure the only way to make this Simpson post complete is to include some pictures of Jessica Simpson trying to have what her little sister who was always in her shadow has with some guy who is trying to come to terms with the fact that he’s banging Jessica Simpson, cuz everyone knows banging Jessica Simpson, no matter how fat she gets is amazing and makes good financial sense….

I am not sure why she looks so sad in these pictures, but I can only assume it has something to do with this new boyfriend/user eating the last donut…

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  • slurpy

    Fugly as hell.