I like breaking up marriages….but posting bullshit on a site no one reads really don’t have the same effect as fucking a bitch on video and leaving the tape in the VCR like you’re a Justin Timberlake music video….

So here’s Simon Cowell’s gold digger and I guess she’s got a pretty hot body, one that you wouldn’t mind locking yourself into, especially since you know she is hungry for the good life, so she lets you fuck other girls and do whatever the fuck you want, cuz you can provide it….

I figure every billionaire 45 year old reaches the point in his life where he’s just fucked one too many whores, and he’s ready to settle down and have kids and since all whores are the same, you migour lifestyle, cuz that way you always have the upperhand….kinda like when I used to fuck teenage runaways with daddy issues and no where to sleep, I pretty much had my pickings and could do whatever the fuck I wanted cuz they were too high and disconnected to really care, but I like to feel like I was ballin’ and they were trying to ride my lifestyle, you know so I can relate….

I just wonder what Simon’s intentions are. He’s kinda gay and into himself and before seducing Simon with her tight body and fake tits…she was making 60,000 dollars a year putting make-up on the motherfucker, something his metrosexual ass is more into than he is into her pussy….not that I really care about Simon, but based on this long winded post about nothing, you’d think I did and that’s something I gotta work on….

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