The one constant in my life is that Shauna Sand bikini pictures will one surface at least once a month.

I wonder if Shauna Sand dates all these pretty-boy gay looking male prostitutes because they prostitutes and will escort anyone who pays them enough, because there’s no reason other than money that anyone, gay or straight would have sex with her, especially after the release of her Shauna Sand Exposed Sex Tape where her performance was lazy at best, maybe because her plastic surgery makes it hard for her to move, or maybe her anorexia makes it hard for her to muster up the energy, or maybe she figures she’s paying a motherfucker, she might as well lay there and enjoy it…and luckily for them her hard face and pussy that looks like the “after” pictures of a testicular cancer patient, something they can relate to, cuz at least it looks like it once had testicles in it, but more importantly she probably just lets the fuck her up her dirty ass to pretend she’s a dude to get through it…I just know it should be featured on the next season of Dirty Jobs….but I guess none of that matters, cuz she’s clearly a very good family woman, who takes her kids out on her really creepy sexual escapades with young men, but makes time for them to watch her hump the motherfucker in the water….a winning formula for a successful upbringing…

Here she is at a costume change….

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