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2010

24

Aug

Beyonce’s Fat Pig Who Likes Fried Chicken Titties aren’t in a Bra of the Day

Beyonce is a pig but at least her lifetime supply of Popeye’s Chicken (
NO RACIST ) she got back when she was still in Destiny’s Child, before she had to prove to the world that she was better than them by doing some solo shit, is that the jacked up chicken, fucked with her hormones and now she’s finally got tits of her own….tit she doesn’t bother wearing a bra with…cuz they might just be implants…since her partner Kelly Rowland went that route, but she’s so thick, we’d never really know….all I do know is that Jay Z looks like he’s losing his mind now that he’s forced to hang out with the bitch, cuz he just married her for publicity….not to actually hang out with the cunt…cuz he’s Jay Z and motherfucker can get girls who aren’t useless Beyonce…

Here she is in a bikini…maybe you’ll never see pigs fly, but today you’ve just seen pigs in a bikini and you didn’t even have to go to a weird backwoods farm and visit a weird backwoods man….

These are awesome quality…but luckily Beyonce isn’t the kind of girl you’d want to see in high definition…

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