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2010

25

Aug

stepLINKS of the Day

I tried to get a girl pregnant today…not because I overheard some punk 25 year old talking about how he got his dad a rub and tug, making me regret not having kids to treat me to such generous gifts, but because she had a hot little immigrant ass, and as she waited in line behind me, talking some eastern European shit, with her tight ass in her tight leggings, and her tits hanging out, but unfortunately the sperm I wanted to throw inside her uterus didn’t stick, and no morning after pills were taken, because I didn’t join that hippie group therapy I saw being advertised at the health food store to help climax without touching your genitals, some technique founded by some dyke who was tired of her fag friends dying of AIDS, or instead I just stood their trying….and failing…almost embarrassing myself, but luckily I have no shame….

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Lohan is Out of Fake Jail Motherfuckers….and by Fake Jail, I Mean Fake Rehab
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These Rachel Bilson Cameltoe Bikini Pics May Have Changed My Fucking Life
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Gotta Love Some Real Housewhores Drama – VIDEO
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Because We All Need Some No Fuss Acess to Sluts in Our Lives
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The Top 25 Hottest Female Sportscasters
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Some Lucy Pinder Hotness
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Larissa Riquelme and the 25 Hottest Superfan Photoshoots
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Rachel Bilson Bikini Camel Toe
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Yeah I’d Bang Winslet, So?
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Marina and Her Cell Phone Pics
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Crisy is an Army Hottie
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Extreme Fisting…Footing…Whatever
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Rosa Acosta Bikini Shots
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Lookin’ Good Sweetheart
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Chelina Manuhutu Will Make Your Day Better
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Vatooing Your Vagina is All the Rage – VIDEO
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Giovanna is Curvey and I Like It
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Maliah Michel Goes Skinny Dipping
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In Case You Missed Betty White’s Dusty Muffin – VIDEO
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Get a Load of Irma
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vivian Leigh Knew How to Party Holy Shit
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Mmmmmm Kate Beckinsale
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The Hottest Slut You Will Today
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I Wanna Bang Jessica Szohr
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Spencer and Heidi Are Really Outdoing Themselves Lately
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Mmmmmmm Shay Laren
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Sara Paxton Gallery
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When Reese Witherspoon Loses Her Soccar Mom Image, She Looks Pretty Hot
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Welcome to Planet Katie
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Some These, My Friends, Are Perfect Tits
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Charlize Theron Is Perfection Personified
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The 30 Funniest Moments In Juxtaposition History
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Adriana Lima’s Bikini Body
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Free Fall Gives Girl Orgasm – VIDEO
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Striptease of the Day
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Claire Morgane is Nude and I Like It
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Bird Watching With Amateurs – GALLERY
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Alison Angel is At the Beach
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Mena Monroe is Worth Taking a Look At
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