Watching girls ride bikes is only a turn on when they lock up said bike next to me when they run errands so that I can sniff the fucking seat. It’s part of the decision making process that goes into me choosing benches to sit on….partially cuz watching girls get off bikes in skirts means pussy flashing….but also because I like the warmth the seat gives off on my tongue….

Biking fetishes make sense to me. I think I may even have one…but this Glee shit is totally overrated, as is the main “hot” pussy on the show, mainly cuz it’s not all that hot, even on the bike…

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