I just watched Jerry Lee Lewis on The View because Whoopi Goldberg is porn to me. It was nice to see a man who sacrificed his career to marry a 13 year old cousin performing after all these years of living what would have been a criminal life, in therapy talking about why he likes fucking girls who haven’t hit puberty yet, but it wasn’t criminal at the time….

Either way, he rocked the fuck out, despite struggling to put two sentences together, reminding me that there are real talents in the world, you know people who just have it. I am not one of those people. I don’t have any notable skills. Maybe that’s why I drink…

So I’m just gonna post the stepNEWS for now….while I go find myself.

PA Teacher Accused of Propositioning Female Students for Sex

A female teacher was caught texting students for sex in western Pennsylvania

Illegal Abortion Clinic in Maryland Shut Down

Memphis Man Busted for Indecent Exposure at Park

NC Restaurant Bans Crying Kids

Olde Salty’s, a restaurant in North Carolina, will not tolerate crying, screaming, or whining kids.

MGM Lion Attack in Las Vegas

Graphic video of a lion attacking it’s trainer at the MGM’s Vegas Wildlife Habitat. This is hardly an attack…I wanted to see some BONES…

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