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Anna Kournikova in a Bikini for Maxim of the Day


I didn’t get into the VMAs because no one was willing to help me because I am insignificant. I did almost die on my hitched ride home at 2 am because I didn’t really have the chance to interview the motherfuckers for sanity or to do a background check on them to see if they had a criminal record when I met them in a bar at they offered me a lift home……

Anna Kournikova did get into a bikini for Maxim, because Maxim will feature anyone because they are insignificant and holding on by a thread because they almost died or are dying thanks to the internet…..

I’ve heard people still have a thing for her….10 years too late…but they still can’t ignore that lust they once felt, so maybe Maxim isn’t all about has-beens and bottom feeders looking for attention, like the magazine version of Dancing with the Stars, but more about bitches who have fans that will never give up on them….because they are obsessive and weird…

It really doesn’t fucking matter….who fucking cares…here is the picture….


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  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Shes boring, next.

  • Expletive:BMP

    thankfully, Kim Kardashian will always remind us how a real woman should be at tall times—e’en with the cellulite and extra cheesy ass; Kim K runs circles around Kournikova. Kournikova is still with that sneaky Mexican guy Inglesias? JIolio Iolio Inglesias, or some crap there of. Whatever his name, dude’s cool and crap, pretending to be delicate almost effiminate then he pounds that russian scare crow good, after that, Kournikova can’t even swing a ball. She’s still in love with his Spanish slog.

  • snake

    Maybe expletive likes his woman fat. I will AK over fat ass any day.

  • Tug


    that’s because you have a little wiener that no girl can feel anyway.

  • HorneyLohanWanker

    Like throwing a hot dog down a hallway my friend.

    Fucker never touches the sides.

  • cowbulls

    Anna has gotten too skinny but athletic women are sexy and can get into any and every sexual position. She gets bonus points for variety.