I think I may be dying…and it is not because I stayed up all night surfing facebook albums for smut, but because I stayed up the last 3 days wandering the streets of New York, trying to do magic tricks for all the rich people for money, only to realize I don’t know magic tricks….meeting useless celebrities who didn’t offer me a bed to sleep in or a ticket to the VMAs and taking rides from dudes I am sure rape both women and farm animals…The whole thing was a disaster….but it was nice to escape my miserable wife…unfortunately she survived my travels and is back to driving me fucking crazy…
Here are my stepLINKS while I deal with her.
Some Hot Drunk Pussy Partying….
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The New York Jets Sexually Harassed this WHore Who Was Designed to be Sexually Harassed….
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Cher is 650 Years Old or Something and I’d Still Fuck Her Tight Geriatric Body Before I Fucked Gaga
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The 10 Hottest Celebrity Virgins
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I Wish I Was a Young, Dumb and full of Cum As You Are.
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Adriana Lima…Ohhhhh Boy
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Sandra Knows How to Have a Good Time While She’s Alone – VIDEO
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And MORe Hot Fan Bases From College Football
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Ashley Greene Panty Upskirt
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I’s Totally Fuck Marion Cotillard Just Because She’s Not a Dumb as Shit Hollywood Cunt
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Slutty Slutty Slumber Party
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Who Would You Rather: Jennifer Lopez or Cassie?
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Wasted Russian Slut – VIDEO
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Naomi Campbell Can Hit Me Over the Head With Her Cellphone Anytime So Long As She Wrapes Her Legs Around Me After
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Get a Load of Veronica
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Hayden Panettiere Upskirt Panty Flash
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Dolly and Friend Love Anal – VIDEOs
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Nicky Minaj Seems Like the Type of Slut Who Gets Real Nasty in the Bedroom and I Like It
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If You Missed the VMAs Hereès a Hilarious (Fake) Live Blogging Post as Told By a 15 Year Old Girls
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I Got a Thing for Geek Sluts
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Some Freida Pinto Because I Love Her
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Lindsay Lohan was in Chelsea Handler’s VMA skit
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Ciara Channels Her Inner Trailer Trash Sexiness and I Like It
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Harmony Takes It All In on The Fucking Machine
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Lucia is Lovely To Look At
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I’ll Rip Those Tights Right Off You
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In Emily’s Dreams…
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A Pole Dance Fail is Always Good – VIDEO
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Jessica Alba Drops Some Cleavage And Gets Leggy For Vanity Fair
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Stripper in a Shopping Cart – VIDEo
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Find Girls to Fuck – Because Sex is a Two Person Activity
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Jayla is Nude on the Beach and Oh So Sexys
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Alana M Rodriguez is the Type of Girl I’d Like to Do Dirty Things To
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The 5 Creepiest Non-Porn Things On the Internet
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Chick on a Zipline FAIL – VIDEO
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THE POLICE ARE CRAKING DOWN ON PEDOBEAR!!
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Man, Milla Jovovich is Still as Sexy as Ever
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Angie Savage Strips Down
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The Crazy Things Sluts Do to Their Vagina
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FOLLOW ME YOU CUNTS
FACEBOOK and TWITTER
The Hottest Shits In the History of Universe….
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SOME HIP HOP NAMED JANITA POSING
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