When I read that Kelly Rippa was in some Charity run where she wears her heels, I thought shit would be more pornographic. I guess I just assumed she’d be doing it in a short skirt with her little titties bouncing out of her shirt, because when I think of heels, I think of lowcut shirts and tight skirts, but instead it was just some kind of bullshit publicity stunt that didn’t get me off, but her cheesy whore tattoo does…cuz cheap backyard flea market tattoos scream the perfect level of trash I need in my women…

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