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2010

28

Sep

Diane Von Furstenberg’s Miserable See Through of the Day

At what must be 80….Fashion designer Diane Von Furstenberg could have come up with a more appropriate outfit…see cuz granny titties are funny when you’re 8 and accidentally walk in on your grandmother changing…but not something you’re want to jerk off to as an adult…unless of course you are weird…which I think is a safe assumption about you…

There were other bitches at the party…so I figure why not post their pics…

Heidi Klum was there lookin’ like a mom who was once a model…but who know like getting dirty fucked by Seal and his George Lupus scars.

Victoria Silvstedt was there looking like an expensive hooker at her retirement party…cuz everyone knows when you’re skin starts melting off your whore face, you gotta step back and find younger girls to show the ropes to…

Some other bitch named Hofit Golan was there looking like an ambitious stripper I know, who was looking for meaning in her job by introducing a storyline and performance piece about a princess because it made her feel like less of a whore on stage, but as more on an actor in costume…but I could just be saying that cuz of her balloon-like fake lookin’ tits….


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