Gisele brought her implant tits, her adopted baby she faked a pregnancy with…and tucked her cock in nice and good at the beach because she’s a dude who is trying to maintain an image for both her modeling career and her man’s football career…cuz if the whole world knew the truth that her name is Ricardo the little Portuguese Brazilian who was raised by his mom in a house full of sisters who took to dressing like a bitch and living life as a bitch cuz it was all her knew…before getting recruited by Victoria’s Secret, only to get fireed by Victoria’s Secret a few years later cuz we were onto them….

I saw Sleepaway Camp, I know how this shit goes….and the sad truth is that dick or not…If it’s attached to a body like this…I’m pretty fucking down…No Homo….just working off percentages and as far as I’m concerned most of her looks like a chick and that’s more than I can say about chicks I’ve actually stuck my dick inside…who were actual chicks…

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