Isaebel Lucas needs to spend less time sniffing flowers and more time sniffing speed, because I think her acting money has made her a lazy pig, at least based on her hips….it’s safe to say her ass got fat…

I know I am going to get hate mail from the virgin loser who watches Transformers 2 every night before bed cuz it makes him feel like everything is gonna be okay and everything is going to work out ok for him….cuz he thinks he’s dating Isabel Lucas, since he’s jerked off to her so many times, and technically, I think that probably counts as a relationship, but the fact that she’s wearing a sweater to cover up proves my fucking point…

So don’t hate me, hate your bitch Isabel for announcing to the world that she’s insecure with her shit and wearing a sweater casually around her waist to cover it up…..cuz I hate when bitches do this sweater around the waist bullshit…it happens a lot…mainly when chubby chicks are jogging…and it’s gotta fucking stop….

I do like the fact that she reminds me of the scared Austistic girl we used to finger in high schoo….She would always dress in muppet and disney gear…very introverted and loved picking flowers, smelling flowers and dancing around the the field with her flowers, like some kind of hippie on acid, before we’d attack…but that’s got nothing to do with this…

I don’t buy this cute shit, she’s just doing all she can to distract us from her recent fatness…sort it out…get out of the Elmo shirt and into the Miss Piggy one…we’re onto you…

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