I don’t even really know who Emma Roberts is…but I know I am trying to look up her skirt…even though she’s related to Julia Roberts…and I hate Julia Roberts…cuz she’s the daughter of her brother, the d-listed actor who paved the way for his starlet sister by doing softcore porn movies, and now I’m confused. It’s Friday night. This has been hell week. Why the fuck am I bothering posting bullshit about 19 year olds who have the face of 30 year olds in the right light, when all we really needed today was the whole Taylor Momsen Taped up Titty Flash, everything else is kinda irrelevant and boring.

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